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baronessekat) wrote2014-04-29 06:22 pm
baronessekat) wrote2014-04-29 06:22 pm
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The rambling thoughts
me: I don't want to go to the gym today.
Subconscious: but you didn't go yesterday so you should go today.
Me: I went for a 2 mile walk with the dog, that counts.
SC: but you do 3+ when you go to the gym
Me: It's wet and gross out. Not even the ducks and geese are particularly happy out there.
Sc: Gym is indoors.
Me: All I want to do is get the gas I need for the car and go home and nap.
SC: closest gas station to work is the one that's 1/2 a block from the gym
me: but Captain Æthelmearc says the road the gym is actually on is all torn up with construction
SC: if you go to the gym and either treadmill or swim you can have the cookie you've been craving all day.
me: I'm a grown up damnit and if I want a cookie I can have a cookie.
sc: that kind of thinking is what helped you put on 30 pounds over the winter.
me: bite me
sc: *starts singing "I like Big Butts"*
me: I'm ignoring you.
SC: *segues into "Fat Bottom Girls"*
me: *sighs*
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode to see if Ekat actually does go to the gym.
Subconscious: but you didn't go yesterday so you should go today.
Me: I went for a 2 mile walk with the dog, that counts.
SC: but you do 3+ when you go to the gym
Me: It's wet and gross out. Not even the ducks and geese are particularly happy out there.
Sc: Gym is indoors.
Me: All I want to do is get the gas I need for the car and go home and nap.
SC: closest gas station to work is the one that's 1/2 a block from the gym
me: but Captain Æthelmearc says the road the gym is actually on is all torn up with construction
SC: if you go to the gym and either treadmill or swim you can have the cookie you've been craving all day.
me: I'm a grown up damnit and if I want a cookie I can have a cookie.
sc: that kind of thinking is what helped you put on 30 pounds over the winter.
me: bite me
sc: *starts singing "I like Big Butts"*
me: I'm ignoring you.
SC: *segues into "Fat Bottom Girls"*
me: *sighs*
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode to see if Ekat actually does go to the gym.