baronessekat (
baronessekat) wrote2007-07-02 08:23 pm
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The rose conversation
I was told I must confess this conversation I just had with myself:
me: what is this? (holds up thing to examine)
self: a dried rose
me: I can see that. Why do we have it?
self: because we got roses and we wanted to remember it
me: OK... who gave us the roses?
self:.... Ummmmmmm
me: You're telling me we have carted this bit of dried nature through at least 3 apartments and you can't remember who gave it to us?
self: Hold on, I'm thinking. Ummmmm
me: Right. Garbage. (said dried rose bit goes away)
me: what is this? (holds up thing to examine)
self: a dried rose
me: I can see that. Why do we have it?
self: because we got roses and we wanted to remember it
me: OK... who gave us the roses?
self:.... Ummmmmmm
me: You're telling me we have carted this bit of dried nature through at least 3 apartments and you can't remember who gave it to us?
self: Hold on, I'm thinking. Ummmmm
me: Right. Garbage. (said dried rose bit goes away)
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