baronessekat | Happy Weaselmas

Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you was born this day, 32 years ago, in the city of (ummm… somewhere in Eastern New York) a child.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in plaid, lying with a stuffed tiger.

And it came to pass that travelers came to visit the child. And when they were come into the house, they saw the young child with her mother, and fell down, and worshipped her: and when they had opened their treasures, they presented unto her gifts; whiskey, and Jagermeister and beer.

And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, filled with wisdom: and the grace of Moo was upon her.

As you go about your day, take time to think about the meaning of Weaselmas. Remember to stop and raise a pint or shot. Don't forget to hug your Siberian Tiger. Pause to note the wonder of the squirrel outside playing with the crow in the tree. Demand your right to be a Zoo Bitch. Eat your soggy baked mac and cheese and dense weasel cake.

And most off all say a great big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to