Movie Quotes

[baronessekat]

Ok, I don't feel like working this morning. So here's the next challenge.

Identify the movie that the following 25 quotes came from.



1) Have you ever loved a woman until milk leaked from her as though she had just given birth to love itself, and now must feed it or burst? Have you ever tasted a woman until she believed that she could be satisfied only by consuming the tongue that had devoured her? Have you ever loved a woman so completely that the sound of your voice in her ear could cause her body to shudder and explode with such intense pleasure that only weeping could bring her full release?

2) I am... a librarian.

3) Nay tatta missa chickabee.

4) The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.

5) Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

6) You're one big beaver.

7) Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?

8) Don't cry for me Benjimina.

9) Or do I owe little Tiffany an apology?

10) I love my dead, gay son.

11) You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.

12) He finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass.

13) I'm not even supposed to be here today.

14) Does Barry Manilow know you raided his closet?

15) I'm the monster's mother.

16) You just gotta think about the first time you got laid. You just gotta go, "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

17) I'm going to bed before you get us all killed, or worse yet - expelled.

18) Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

19) It's a post feminist doll. She goes to work with little sneakers on but resents it.

20) Teacher says 'Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings'.

21) I was thinking Hanna, or Hagar or Hepsibah; taking up where your mother left off.

22) Husbands should be like Kleenxes, soft strong and desposible.

23) It is so stimulating being your hat.

24) Bunny!

25) What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer!



I'll probably do this every couple weeks as I am a font of useless movie trivia.

Good luck.