stupid fish

[baronessekat]

So, in an attempt to prove me wrong with my whole 5 week theory, the fish in the fish tank at work have been breeding.

The little sluts have popped out a good 50 babies or so. And one looks pregnant again.

I said I should buy a beta and feed it babies. But I got mortified stares from some of my coworkers.

I mean really, the tank is over populated now. They will die anyways. Sucks to be the bottom of the food chain.

Comments

[pleasance4.livejournal.com]

I actually laughed... oh...me baaaad.... ; ) it'd almost be worth it to see what they would do... then again I work with all guys and they would take bets... see what happens when you work with guys... you end up thinking morbid things are funny.... lol!

[dicea.livejournal.com]

It'll be the only 300lb beta when it dies in five weeks.

I'll start looking on line to see if I can have one delivered to your office anonymously

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

[deadised.livejournal.com]

Pay no attention to the conspiracy behind the curtain!

http://www.aquariumfish.net/catalog_pages/bettas/betta_males.htm#top2

Re: Shhhhhhhhhhhh

[dicea.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm, it is tempting... But I think I'll just go pick one out myself and deliver it to her office in my guise as master delivery dude.

I wonder if they'd notice if I started fishing out the babies and droping them in with the beta.

Hehehehehehe.

[ladybriant.livejournal.com]

the phrase "The little sluts" in regards to fish just totally cracks me up.