Dear Santa

[baronessekat]

I know I gave a huge list earlier of all the things that I would like this year for Christmas.

I've decided to revise it.

Can I ask instead for one of two things?

1. Co-workers who are adults and not over-grown high school students.

OR

2. A do-it yourself land mine kit with remote control for strategic placing around the office.

Thank you,

me

Comments

[dwolfhunter.livejournal.com]

Re: #2 "Heck no kid, you'll blow your hands off!" :^))

[ermine-rat.livejournal.com]

How about a steak knife and a chicken with instructions to upgrade the brains of your co-workers?

[sabriel-0405.livejournal.com]

I honestly believe you'll have better luck getting the 2nd.