Rabbit Season, Duck Season, Rabbit Season... Elmer Season?

So the alarm goes off this morning. I hit snooze grab the tv remote and turn on the morning news. Same routine, just another day.

as I'm lying there willing consciousness into my body the weather guy comes on, tells of the week's weather and I start trying to decide what to wear. Then he says something like "and today is June 1st, which marks the first official day of Hurricane Season."

And all I can think of in my sleep-fogged mind is "Gee I wonder how much the hunting permit is"

Anyway, thought I would share that with my readers and now I depart for another exciting adventure into Real Estate Law.

To P.

If I do not say I love you as much as I should, please do not think that it is because I do not care. If I cannot show the depth of my feelings, do not think that they do not exist.

Words vanish when I try to tell you. Actions seem trite and forced when I attempt to show.

I find that I am unable to tell you how much I like having quiet time where we sit and just be. Or how much I enjoy fun and exciting things that we do.

My dreams are filled with images of you and you are never far from my thoughts.

Please know that I care more than I can express through mere words and actions.

Always and forever.

~K. Athrendaas

Amusing

You Are The Wayward Heart
"Feel Better."
You are best described as 'Emotional Support'. Anytime an emotional issue comes up or something stresses people out, you are there to help them feel better about it. Whether you are the prankster of the bunch, the funny one, the wild one, or just the shoulder to cry on - your traits favor what it takes to keep people going. You like large groups of people and have many friends. When something hits home for you, however, you have a hard time with it. You also have difficulty paying attention or focusing on one thing. Above all, though, if people are happy, you are happy.

Which Classic Story Role Do You Play?
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A Star Wars Spoof for Organic Foods

I just sitting here laughing hysterically.