To the gentleman in the big shiney ford pick-up truck who felt that going 75 MPH in the slow lane of the NYS I-290 at 7:30 this morning was too slow I have one request.... please forward your results of my impromptu proctological exam to my Primary Care Physician at your earliest convenience.
To Miss Thang who didn't cut me off once, not twice, not three times but four times on my way home from work today... just because you are blonde and drive a red convertable doesn't mean you are any less of a fuckin' bitch who needs to learn how to drive. Did you by chance notice that you didn't get any farther any faster than I did by constantly cutting people off? And put on some goddamn clothing. You aren't all that hot to be wearing that little fabric.
Thank you
To Miss Thang who didn't cut me off once, not twice, not three times but four times on my way home from work today... just because you are blonde and drive a red convertable doesn't mean you are any less of a fuckin' bitch who needs to learn how to drive. Did you by chance notice that you didn't get any farther any faster than I did by constantly cutting people off? And put on some goddamn clothing. You aren't all that hot to be wearing that little fabric.
Thank you