I look in the mirror and what do I see?

[baronessekat]

Fat
Unattractive
Unspectacular
Under-achiever
Disappointment
Stupid
Worthless
Alone
Sloppy
Lazy
Unlovable
Less than the sum of my parts
Messy
Dispondent
Unlovable
Why bother?
Poor
Short
Nearsighted
Blind
Deaf
Dumb
Did I mention worthless?
Lonely
Untouchable
Hermit
Unavailable
Ambitionless

I look in the mirror and what do I see? Me

Comments

[sokmunky.livejournal.com]

Lying isn't part of the SMOP (Standard Mirror Operations Package). You should return it to the place you brought it, because I think it's covered under your warranty. They should be able to re-tune it and get it back to you in under a week.

S.

[captainscarlett.livejournal.com]

Now Ekat, my post wasn't supposed to leak over into yours. I agree with your friend, take that mirror back and get it fixed. Come to Pennsic so you, Dicea and myself can drink and tell stories around the campfire.