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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	climb onto your roof and practice your naked yodeling to passing 747s.
Then, after lunch...	have an in-depth discussion of Marxism and its effects on the global macro-economy with a lamp post.
Dinner will consist of...	a very nice pair of shoes with lots of good leather left on them that someone was just going to throw away.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	finally get around to starting that suicide cult you've been meaning to get off the ground...which reminds you that you need to pick up some Kool-Aid from the store.
At the height of your madness, you will call	svan_1004
And the two of you will proceed to...	do dozens of shots of that thick blue liquid usually used to clean combs, then spend the rest of the night alternating between vomiting and talking about how much you love each other.
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