The movie meme answers

[baronessekat]

1. Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that! Boondock Saints (dwolfhunter)

2. You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself. Undercover Blues

3. Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? Serenity (damedini beating meriwen out by minutes)

4. Man 1: What about love?
Man 2: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate. Devil's Advocate (dwolfhunter)

5. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so... much... it... it... the... it... the... fee... flames... flames... on the side of my face... heaving... breathless... heaving breaths... Clue (ms_rave again beating out lots of people by minutes)

6. You know the next time you people drive us off our land, I'm gonna find a nice piece of swampland that's so God-awful that maybe you'll leave us the hell alone. Maverick (deadised)

7. I'm not deprived; I'm delinquent. There's a difference, you know. Candleshoe

8. No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how. Gone With the Wind (ms_rave)

9. I don't believe in giving animals ridiculous names. I call him Cosmic Creepers, because *that's* the name he came with. Bedknobs and Broomsticks

10. No this is not a love story, but it is a story about love. About those who give in into it, and the price they pay. And those who run away from it, because they are afraid, or because they do not believe they're worthy of it. She ran away. He gave in. Original Sin