Dear Santa

[baronessekat]

For Christmas this year I would like a houseboy.

Qualifications:
easy on the eyes
not too young. (between 30-45 is a good range)
likes housework, including but not limited to: dishes, laundry, cat box cleaning
Comes with either strong back for shoveling, snowblower or plowing service.

Special emphasis on the last please.

Comments

[jenaiabird.livejournal.com]

HAHA!
I was just thinking the EXACT same thing yesterday AM while digging out my car and [being a good 1st floor tenant] shoveling the sidewalk... grumbling to myself "Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a Cabana Boy... who also will shovel snow and clear off my car and move heavy furniture and massage my achey back."

t'is the season, no?

[theboomboom.livejournal.com]

There a business in here somewhere.... ;)

[ermine-rat.livejournal.com]

So...you need to get plowed?

[baronessekat.livejournal.com]

in many ways my dear *grin*

[retiredmaj.livejournal.com]

That was...well...uhm....(mmmpphfhhpf)...'scuse whilst I strangle my Id. I'll check with my squires...;)

[baronessekat.livejournal.com]

I stopped asking for Squires for Christmas after the year Morguhn gave me a Ken doll with a red belt around his waist.

[ermine-rat.livejournal.com]

I couldn't resist.....

[unique_name_123]

Could I have one too? Please? I have been good.

[furryjackal.livejournal.com]

Can I have one of those, too? :D The houseboy ihave already doesn't do the laundry, cat box or gardening XD

[damedini.livejournal.com]

I complained to my boss the other day. I'd mentioned in my interview that I wanted cabana boys. He hasn't delivered!

So I'm in line for one if you find a good supplier, please. I'd treat him very well indeed.