knighthawk!!!

[baronessekat]

My dear friend Phryxus (aka knighthawkrp, Gabe, Mike, Woogieman).... what the blazes do you want for Longest Night/Xmas?

Pel says if you don't say what you want you're getting ladies underwear.

Deme suggested a little girl's spangled handbag.

Please help me save you these humilations and give us suggestions.

Your sis,

Kitt

Comments

I AM WOOGIEMAN!

[knighthawkrp.livejournal.com]

Kitt,

First of all, let me say that while it probably doesnt concern you overly much, I think we should all be bothered by the fact that your husband wants to buy me ladies underwear. Its not his sexual orientation that disturbs me, its just that once he had me he could never settle for anything less, and I would hate to cause the breakup of such a wonderful marriage. Not to mention Thiassi might not approve and before he gets his hopes up, no; I most definatly do not share.

As for longest night... bah. People keep asking me this. All the time they ask me this. The answer, quite simply, is I dont know. I really dont. Also, I have noticed that when I dont tell people what I want, they come up with amazingly better gifts than I could have chosen myself. Feel free to express yourself and whatnot.

Finally... The idiot that lives in my mind caved to Tina's pressure, and made a amazon list. He is such a chump. Search for it by his given name and attempt to placate him, though feel free to come up with something else if you dont like the choices there.

Give Deme a kiss for me.
Phryx.

From Pel

[bakestondone.livejournal.com]

Sure Sparky...as long as you keep those dilusions of competancy you will make it through this coldest of winters. While your shivering in your walk-in fireplace I will be lounging on the roof taking in the sun and will think of you, miserable, fondly.

Hugs and Kisses

Pel

Re: From Pel

[knighthawkrp.livejournal.com]

Enjoy your time on the roof you salty old curmudgeon. I will be curled up by the fire with Thiassi. Though I cant fault you your deviant musings... as I often sit back and enjoy a summer afternoon's heat thinking of you whining and bitching as you toil your soggy way through the heat.

Stay Frosty,
Phryx

Re: From Pel

[dicea.livejournal.com]

Phryx,

Send a salamander, he's got me up here with him mixing drinks.

Important physical assets freezing off.

Can't last much longer.

Hugs and kisses,
-Deme

Re: From Pel

[knighthawkrp.livejournal.com]

Dearest Deme,

Through hours of intense and devoted study to fire and air magic I have created a new invention. The Hot Tub. Party at my place, steal Denz's bottle.

Love,
Phryx.

PS. Thiassi has a new bathing suit.

Re: From Pel

[dicea.livejournal.com]

Dear Phryx,

Mom just ran through here screaming something incoherent about hot tubbing. She grabbed a few bottles and a towel and is aparently on her way.

Good luck.

-Persephone