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OK, there's a water main break that is effecting the building I work in. We contacted the main building (around the corner in the same business park).

We all had the hope they'd send us home. I mean come on... no water... no working toilets, no way to wash hands or anything.

Our response was "You may come to the main building to use the bathroom". As if we had to first ask permission to use the potty.

Gees. Go ahead and tell 25 women they can't use the bathroom and see what happens next.

April Showers

Date: 2005-01-26 09:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dicea.livejournal.com
Okay, find a coffee can.

Make it to be empty.

Take your glasses off.

Go into the uberboss' office and hold the coffee can.

Tell your boss that because you have the conch shell it's your turn to speak.

Climb up on his desk.

Urinate.

Throw yourself from the desk.

(Of course, I was physically kicked out of my high school non-violent political change club.)

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